Guest TerryK Report post Posted December 14, 2007 Ok, it's not a story yet, but I'll start it off and everyone else can just add a few lines however you see fit! I've seen these kind of posts go to 25 pages or more. Funny as hell! Here goes: "Early one morning, Beamer, Bernie, Shane and TerryK set out to rivers east to do a little steelhead stalking. They pull the mighty Beamermobile into a Tim Hortons drive through before they leave town, where Randy stops the truck and orders....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wes Report post Posted December 14, 2007 "Early one morning, Beamer, Bernie, Shane and TerryK set out to rivers east to do a little steelhead stalking. They pull the mighty Beamermobile into a Tim Hortons drive through before they leave town, where Randy stops the truck and orders 2 creme puffs, some strawberry tarts, and a few dozen timbits. He then asks hey what do you guyz want?. They pull away and start hurdling towards Nipigon at speeds only attainable by Dale Earnheardt Sr. All of a sudden... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TerryK Report post Posted December 14, 2007 ...the most gawdawful smell comes wafting through the truck, and it's coming from the direction of...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Some Old Guy 968 Report post Posted December 14, 2007 Shane. Last night's wild venison tainted with a hint of garlic finally made it's way through and was silently let go. Little did Shane know that it would arrouse the attention of the rest of the party. All of a sudden Bernie exclaims..... Quote R.T.R. Respect the resource! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted December 14, 2007 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT??????As he's choking on the... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Some Old Guy 968 Report post Posted December 14, 2007 puke that was violently let go as soon as he smelled Shane's awful chinook wind. Terry quietly finished chewing the strawberry tart, wiped the corner of his mouth and... Quote R.T.R. Respect the resource! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted December 14, 2007 and said I can beat that as he lifted his... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wes Report post Posted December 14, 2007 lid off his container of roe. Check this out, he yells. I forgot this in my waders last fall. So meanwhile our fearless group of stinky steelheaders are racing down the highway when they pass a hitchhiker on the highway. Hey lets pick him up. He looks like a steelheader says TerryK. Hey it's... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted December 14, 2007 That air guitar guy,What's his nuts?Beamer pipes up it's Roger from that kick rear end web site I wonder what he's.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bems19 Report post Posted December 14, 2007 Hey it's Roger! Lets pick him up and take him with us! Besides it's time for a little payback for the time he cut the logs on the crapper on his buddy.... meen while still puking his guts out from the stink Bernie reachs over thinking is grabbing a barf bag grbs the top of Terry's waders and starts filling them up with well regurgchitated chili from last night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted December 14, 2007 In fact he puked sooo hard he got a mild case of the squirts and actually touched cloth wondering if he should say anything to his pals he decides to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wes Report post Posted December 14, 2007 do the right thing and confess. "Ah guys I think I sharted" The truck comes to a screeching hault and out goes Bernie, right into river X. As the truck pulls away he yells at the guys. "Hey how am I going to get home. I don't even know where I am. This dumb sign says River X. Who knows where that is?" So the awesome foursome continue down the highway and stop at... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone8to1248 158 Report post Posted December 14, 2007 ....one of thier favoriete watering holes and not the type that has Steelhead on tap!!! They all grab a brew and disscus wether or not they should go back and find Bernie. They put it to the vote and the answer is..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fishinbuddy Report post Posted December 14, 2007 The closest place that they could pull over far enough so that they could safely keep the truck doors open while cleaning off the seat where Bernie was sitting. Yes some soaked through. Luckily..... ....one of thier favoriete watering holes and not the type that has Steelhead on tap!!! They all grab a brew and disscus wether or not they should go back and find Bernie. They put it to the vote and the answer is..... Anyone who sharts in the truck while puking doesnt deserve to fish with the likes of us. But they told an over friendly lady at the bar where to find Bernie as he just may be...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted December 14, 2007 ....one of thier favoriete watering holes and not the type that has Steelhead on tap!!! They all grab a brew and disscus wether or not they should go back and find Bernie. They put it to the vote and the answer is..... This lovely (toothless) woman flies out the door on her way to bernie's location and sure enough there he is clean shorts in hand.Mean while back at the road side rat hole Roger is feelin a little rubber-necked and decides to share a little tid bit of info about his green tights he planned on lending to Bernie when all of a sudden... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone8to1248 158 Report post Posted December 14, 2007 in strolls Bernie with two mid 20's young ladies on his arm and smiling! His 4 friends all sit there stareing with a look of bewilderment on thier faces wonder whay happenned to the toothless lady of the night they sent after him.When they asked him how this happened he told them that while he was bathing in the river these to fisherladies came along and were so impressed by his....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fishinbuddy Report post Posted December 14, 2007 for some unknown reason he confesses that he is secretly wearing his wifes silk panties. Well!!!!! Terry is so surprised by this statement he falls backwards off of his bar stool And ends up spilling a table full of hells angels drinks on the floor. In order to avoid a scuffle he......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone8to1248 158 Report post Posted December 14, 2007 for some unknown reason he confesses that he is secretly wearing his wifes silk panties. Well!!!!! Terry is so surprised by this statement he falls backwards off of his bar stool And ends up spilling a table full of hells angels drinks on the floor. In order to avoid a scuffle he......... i hope like hell thats Roger your talking about and not me! Terry looks at Shane and Beamer and shouts why did you PUSH me into these gentlemans drinks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fishinbuddy Report post Posted December 14, 2007 in strolls Bernie with two mid 20's young ladies on his arm and smiling! His 4 friends all sit there stareing with a look of bewilderment on thier faces wonder whay happenned to the toothless lady of the night they sent after him.When they asked him how this happened he told them that while he was bathing in the river these to fisherladies came along and were so impressed by his....... Ability to hide his member like a scared turtle hideing in its shell. They asked if they could put put him in a side show in a circus. Bernie said sure but we have to stop and see my buddies first. Shane could believe what he was hearing and said....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted December 15, 2007 So much for this being a day trip and adds that they should be hittin the road so the crew head out with fishergirls intow.after a few miles they come to.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GC 54 31 Report post Posted December 15, 2007 a side road that they thought would be a nice place to take the fishergirls. On the way in, you would never guess what happened...... Quote George Clark of TEAM CLARKFIELD STAFF FOR TEAM SHIMANO PRO STAFF FOR D & R SPORTING GOODS PRO STAFF FOR LUND BOATS Proudly Supported By: G.LOOMIS JACKALL POWER PRO NORTH COUNTRY CYCLE & SPORTS Treasurer of: Thunder Bay BASSmasters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Some Old Guy 968 Report post Posted December 15, 2007 We drove right into the spot where Big Moose was hunting and Terry thought it would be funny to start honking the horn. Terry honked the horn so long that the battery died. Then we saw Big Moose walking towards us shaking his head that's when...... Quote R.T.R. Respect the resource! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wes Report post Posted December 15, 2007 a fork in the road. Shane yells stop and gets out to pick up the fork when a semi truck horn blares and.... I laughed out load at this one. Shane jumps off the road and rolls down the ditch. This was no ordinary ditch, this was a 300 foot cliff. He tumbles over the cliff and lands in a lake. Good thing he had a pocket full of... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech 2 Report post Posted December 15, 2007 ...opened AlkaSelzer. When the water contacted the tablets.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fishinbuddy Report post Posted December 15, 2007 it tickled his berries. The other guys could hear his distressed laughter and Terry quickly....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
