Guest Big Moose Report post Posted March 14, 2007 So this doctor is cruising down the road doing 145km/h in a 90km/h zone and gets pulled over for speeding and says to the officer please sir I'm a doctor and I've got a medical emergency at the hospital you've got to let me go it's an emergency. So the officer says well what kind of doctor are you? The doc says well sir I'm a rectum stretcher. The cop says WHOA WHOA a what? The doc says yes you heard me correct a rectum stretcher. So the cop says and what does that involve I've never heard of that before? So the doc explains well first I stretch the rectum to about 6 feet or so and then all of a sudden the cop says WHAT!!!!! SIX FEET WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SIX FOOT donkey home? The doc says well sir first of all you give him a radar gun,a badge and a car with flashing lights and sit him on the side of the road..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TerryK Report post Posted March 15, 2007 lol, That is one of my favorite jokes Moose. You wouldn't believe how much milege I've gotten out of that joke over the years! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted March 15, 2007 Yah, almost everybody loves that one. almost everybody Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TerryK Report post Posted March 15, 2007 All my cop friends like it! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Moose Report post Posted March 15, 2007 Just as long as they don't come looking for me with their ticket books J/K Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
