Guest Wes Report post Posted May 5, 2011 The largest condom factory in the States burns down.President Obama is awoken at 4 am by the telephone."Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burnedto the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condomswill be gone by the end of the week."Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with allthose unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in fromMexico."Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day withthis one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about Canada?"Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five millioncondoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'llcontinue to respect us as Americans."Three days later, a delighted President Obama runs out to open thefirst of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.He finds five million condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, just asrequested.... all coloured with red maple leaves with writing on each one:'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE MEDIUM' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites