eyelander 164 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 Got this off another board: The day after the leafs missed the playoffs (again), they were at the ACC cleaning out their lockers. Bryan McCabe invited the boys over on Canada day for a party, all the players agreed to come. "Can you all bring beer?" he asked the team... Tucker suggested that McCabe call Paul Maurice, invite him, and tell him to pick up the beer. Maurice agreed to this and said that he would pick it up and bring it over. Canada day came, and Maurice loaded up his car with case after case of beer for the team and headed over to McCabe's place for some fun. On the road, he got stopped at a light and heard the car next to him honking like crazy, and some man yelling "GO LEAFS GO, GO LEAFS GO!" Maurice rolled down his window, and looked at the man, Leafs flags still hanging all over his car... Hey Coach the man yelled "What's with all the beer???" Maurice replied "I got it for McCabe!! The man looked at the beer in the back for a moment before yelling... "Good Trade, Good Trade!!!" Quote Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Some Old Guy 968 Report post Posted February 21, 2008 Ha Ha Ha! Good one! Roger Quote R.T.R. Respect the resource! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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friedfishy 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2008 Nice... good one... Leafs plain stink; and while were on that subject here's another good one; Two Torontonians die and go to hell. A few days after their arrival, the devil decides to check up on them. He sees them wearing toques, mittens, and parkas, standing around a blazing fire. The devil unimpressed asks, "What in HELL are you doing?" "We're from Canada, eh. It's cold up north, so it's good to get some warmth, eh." The devil decides he's not doing his job right, so he turns hell's thermometer up. The next day, while hell's other inmates moan and groan about the heat, the two Torontonians continue wearing their toques, mittens, and parkas, warming up next to an inferno. The devil walks up to them and asks, again, "What in HELL are you doing?" It's bloody boiling in here." The Torontonians repeat, "Its cold where we're from, eh. It's nice to warm up." Unpleased with his work, the devil rushes away to hell's thermometer and turns it up to maximum heat. He returns the following day and sees the Torontonians wearing spring coats, roasting wieners over a fire. The Torontonians look over their shoulders at the devil as he approaches and say, "It's nice to have a barbecue, eh." The devil flips, and shuts off Hell's heat. Within hours hell has frozen over to an Arctic-like icescape. The devil returns to see the Torontonians naked, hugging, jumping; drunk with the joy of victory. "What the HELL is going on here?" the Devil asks. The Torontonians reply, "Hell froze over - the Leafs must've won the Stanley Cup!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
