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This is the He-Man of burgers. A manly burger indeed. If it had facial hair it would be Chuck Norris, because once consumed, your colon is going to get a round house kick! Here is what you do... 1 lb ground venison. Garlic bbq sauce Diced red onion Bread crumbs Mix it up with a 7 D cell mag light. Anything less than 7 D cells is for girls. Make sure to beat it like it owes you money. Take ¼ and make a manly sized patty Take 1 slice of provolone cheese and place on top Take another ¼ and make another manly sized patty Place on top or first patty and fuse together with cheese on the inside. This mixture will make only 2 burger, so kill more deer if you have company coming over. Toss on hot BBQ. Turn on the water supply to the garden hose. A girly squirt bottle is not going to be enough. When these burger flare up, they produce small mushroom clouds. I recommend keeping the BBQ lid open as it may get launched into orbit and you may get a call from NORAD thinking you have just launched a WMD. Once cooked place on bun with lettuce, tomato, and pickles. Enjoy! Don’t forget, a real man could eat them both. Wes