Guest Big Moose Report post Posted November 12, 2007 A newfie and his wife are lying in bed listening to the neighbors dogs barking. It been barking for hours on end,Finally the newfie jumps out of bed having enough of this he flies down the stairs. He finally returns to bed and his wife says"That dog is still barking,What have you been doing?" The newfie replies "I've tied him up in our yard,Lets see how they like it!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TerryK Report post Posted November 13, 2007 On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. 'How's she cuttin' bye' says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. 'Whatr' dose?' asks the attendant. 'They're called tees' replies Tiger. 'Well, what on god's earth are dey for?' inquires the attendant. 'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving', says Tiger. 'Fookin Jaysus', says the Newfoundlander, 'Ford tinks of everyting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
