Some Old Guy 968 Report post Posted August 24, 2008 An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.' 'So what do you think about that Doc ?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.' Quote R.T.R. Respect the resource! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech 2 Report post Posted August 24, 2008 Good one Roger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Some Old Guy 968 Report post Posted August 24, 2008 That one was emailed to me by LeClair. I thought it was a good one too. Roger Quote R.T.R. Respect the resource! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor Zimak 171 Report post Posted January 20, 2009 That is golden! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tracker Pro V Report post Posted January 20, 2009 OUTSTANDING That is too funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Nick C Report post Posted January 21, 2009 I don't get it but thats ok. Im sure I will figure it out someday Nick C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nick C Report post Posted January 21, 2009 WAIT....... I just got it! hahaha. Nick C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
