Gone8to1248 158 Report post Posted February 3, 2009 One sunday mornning Terry K., George(GC54), and Roger were sitting in a bar having a beer when the local minister walked by on his way to the mornnings sermon. Well the minister couldn't believe his eyes seeing these 3 sitting there instead of going to church, so he went back and went inside and approached the 3 guys. He then comenced to lecture them about sitting in the bar and not being in church, when the 3 said they know all there is to know about that stuff. Well the minister asked Terry, "Just what is Christmas" and terry replied, "Thats when all the relatives come over and have Turkey celabrating when the Pilgrims first gave thanks"! The minister just shook his head and then asked George, "And what is Thanksgiving"? George quickly replies, "Thats when everyone gets dressed up in costumes and goes door to door getting treats and pulling pranks"! Once again the minister shakes his head. He then asks Roger, "What is Easter"? Roger smiles and says," Thats when Jesus Christ the son of our lord was crucified, died and his body was taken down and buried in a cave and a large stone was placed in front of the oppenning"! The minister smiles thinking here is one of the three THAT does know something right. Just then Roger continues and says " Also on the third day Jesus arross from the dead, pushed the stone away from the openning of the cave, stepped out and saw his shadow and said " We have 6 more weeks of winter left"!! And accordding to the groundhog thats what we have left! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nick C Report post Posted February 3, 2009 Six weeks of winter left! whoot! whoot! Steelhead fishing! (Nick dances a jig while wearing his waders) Nick C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigfish 13 Report post Posted February 3, 2009 One sunday mornning Terry K., George(GC54), and Roger were sitting in a bar having a beer when the local minister walked by on his way to the mornnings sermon. Well the minister couldn't believe his eyes seeing these 3 sitting there instead of going to church, so he went back and went inside and approached the 3 guys. He then comenced to lecture them about sitting in the bar and not being in church, when the 3 said they know all there is to know about that stuff. Well the minister asked Terry, "Just what is Christmas" and terry replied, "Thats when all the relatives come over and have Turkey celabrating when the Pilgrims first gave thanks"! The minister just shook his head and then asked George, "And what is Thanksgiving"? George quickly replies, "Thats when everyone gets dressed up in costumes and goes door to door getting treats and pulling pranks"! Once again the minister shakes his head. He then asks Roger, "What is Easter"? Roger smiles and says," Thats when Jesus Christ the son of our lord was crucified, died and his body was taken down and buried in a cave and a large stone was placed in front of the oppenning"! The minister smiles thinking here is one of the three THAT does know something right. Just then Roger continues and says " Also on the third day Jesus arross from the dead, pushed the stone away from the openning of the cave, stepped out and saw his shadow and said " We have 6 more weeks of winter left"!! And accordding to the groundhog thats what we have left! LMAO Quote Team FishPopperProudly Sponsored by-Nipigon Canadian Tire,D&R Sporting Goods LTD.,S.O.B. wear(www.soldiersofthebottle.com),Nipigon Bang On Construction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FreshwaterFisherman Report post Posted February 9, 2009 the 6 weeks cant go fast enough. Im itchin for some steelheading this spring, just hope im in town or at least working near the big lake so i can still get some fish. Brodie K. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nick C Report post Posted February 10, 2009 Don't worry. The steelhead will be waiting lol Nick C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TerryK Report post Posted February 10, 2009 What are these "pilgrims" you speak of? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
