Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling

[Some Old Guy 968]

Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling

Another case of truth being stranger than fiction...

TORONTO, ON (CP) -

A seven-year-old Yorkville, ON boy was at the center of a

Toronto courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over

who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents &

the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody

law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree

possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt

beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When

the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged

they had also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family &

learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the

judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have

custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references & confer with

child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto

Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Roger

[Guest Nonus]

Lame

Also might want to edit out the bold tags to pretty her up.

[Some Old Guy 968]

Purrty now?

Roger

[Guest Patch]

LMAO

[NWO Fishing Bum 2]

Hahaha....I new there was a twist coming about when I reached the third paragraph, but that was better than anticipated; hilarious!

NWO Fishing Bum

[Guest canuck]

LMAO!!!!!!!

Shane

[GC 54 31]

Canuck, you must of gotten my message on the 'other' social network.

And they lost again last night!

[Bear 77]

And again tonite.

BB

[GC 54 31]

I guess it's safe to say that the Leafs are really going to the dogs. I wonder if that is a leash or an extension cord leading to the dog, maybe the dog is receiving shock therapy to come to its senses as it pertains to hockey teams and beer.

Come on Wings, please don't do it to me.

[Guest Nonus]

Maybe the dog is plugged into the Matrix.